/rss/blog/JoeRogan Recent JoeRogan Posts en-us KROQ is my favorite station in LA by far, and the Kevin and Bean show is one of my all time favorite morning shows.  It’s always a good time, and I’ve got a lot of nutty **** to talk about tomorrow.  I’ll be on at 7am. Jihad to you all.  http://www.kroq.com/ Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:42:55 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217ll_be_on_KROQ_in_LA_tomorrow/1411454 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217ll_be_on_KROQ_in_LA_tomorrow/1411454 I’ll have some new blogs up for you freaks soon.  I’ve had a lot of crazy **** happen over the past few weeks.  Much to talk about, but not a whole lot of time right now unfortunately. This Friday night I’ll be at the Hollywood, CA improv for 2 shows at 8 and 10 with Joey Diaz and Ari Shaffir.  Come on down and join the party! http://www.symfonee.com/improv/hollywood/comedians/Bio.aspx?Uid=acd01ce6-c910-4e94-8297-0f0157214151 Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:12:05 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217m_at_the_Hollywood_improv_this_Friday_night/1411455 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217m_at_the_Hollywood_improv_this_Friday_night/1411455 I’m performing at the Comedy Works in Denver tonight, Friday and Saturday with my good pal Ari Shaffir.  If you’re in the area, come on down!  We’re gonna talk pot, conspiracy theories, volcanoes, gay marriage, you name it!  As usual, I’ll also have a Question and Answer period after the show where we can shoot the **** about whatever you like.  I’ve been writing a **** load lately, but most of it for a book I’m working on.  I’ll try to get some blogs... Thu, 15 Oct 2009 15:09:37 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217m_at_the_Comedy_Works_in_Denver_all_weekend/1375563 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217m_at_the_Comedy_Works_in_Denver_all_weekend/1375563 I’ll be taking over KBPI’s radio show in Denver tomorrow morning, Tuesday 9-29-09 from 7:30am to 10:30am. In Denver it’s 106.7 and if you’re not here in God’s country you can listen to it online at http://www.kbpi.com/main.html You can call in at 303-713-7625 or 303-713-7655  the last 4 digits of each phone number are “ROCK” and “ROLL” How cute.  And how ******* annoying if you’re trying to call them from a blackberry and you have to... Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:57:19 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217m_guest_hosting_KBPI_in_Denver_this_tuesday_9_29_09/1263005 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_8217m_guest_hosting_KBPI_in_Denver_this_tuesday_9_29_09/1263005 I got an incredible amount of responses to my last blog, so many and so varied that I thought I should probably address a few.   The vast majority of the people agreed with what I had to say, and applauded my stand against some of the more ridiculous trends infecting our beloved sport, but curiously quite a few folks felt I was unjustly “bashing” MMA fans, and a couple even arrived at the misguided opinion that by poking fun at some of the silly behavior and moronic wardrobe choices I was som... Wed, 23 Sep 2009 01:24:07 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Hotel_rooms_make_you_write_dumb_blogs/1228191 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Hotel_rooms_make_you_write_dumb_blogs/1228191 http://joerogan.yardbarker.comhttp://JoeRogan.joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Hotel_rooms_make_you_write_dumb_blogs/1228191 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/media/0/7/07b20595bdfa74ff69c625bfbd7b6c1f436099d5/small/da.jpg I’m sitting on a plane right now headed to Dallas, Texas to witness and commentate on UFC 103.  Today I’ll announce the weigh ins where 26 fighters will step on to the scale, dehydrated and nervous, 24 hours away from swinging their bones at each other and attempting to strangle each other unconscious.  The weigh ins are always an interesting part of fight weekend because you get to see the fighters face to face a full day before combat.  Some guys look dried out and sickly from the weight cu... Sat, 19 Sep 2009 12:47:33 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/The_weigh_ins_for_UFC_103/1202251 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/The_weigh_ins_for_UFC_103/1202251 http://joerogan.yardbarker.comhttp://JoeRogan.joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/The_weigh_ins_for_UFC_103/1202251 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/media/e/d/ed9d2bbcd6d747fbac3c104c4c652a48b7d6202d/small/102.jpg It was 4:30 in the morning at the Clift Hotel in San Francisco when the alarm went off. It woke me up from a deep sleep, and at first I was completely bewildered.  I thought it was the clock radio alarm in my room, and for the life of me I couldn’t figure out how to shut the ****** off.  I was pressing buttons, looking for a volume control… but the ******* thing wouldn’t stop it’s screeching. I turned on the light, and as my eyes were trying to adjust enough to read th... Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:33:10 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Fire_at_the_Clift_Hotel/1095844 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Fire_at_the_Clift_Hotel/1095844 “LA is like a graveyard from the future.” – Hunter S. Thompson For the last 15 years of my life I’ve lived in the overflowing hive of humanity known as Los Angeles, California. I moved there in 1994 as a poor comedian seduced by the chance to make money, and stayed longer than I ever would have predicted. I had some great times in that hot, stinky, ****-hole of a city, but there was a part of me that always knew I was going to have to escape eventually.  I would always... Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:15:19 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Escape_from_LA/1040608 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Escape_from_LA/1040608 Youtube in it’s infinite wisdom decided that my piss drinking video was too ****** up for their service.  I guess I could see their point if it wasn’t so easy to find stuff that’s way more disturbing on their servers, like these shirtless young black men attempting to seduce mentally challenged women by humping a couch. That’s OK, but me taking part in one of the oldest forms of natural medicine in the world; urine therapy – that’s over the top?  Kinda weir... Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:15:23 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Weak_sauce_youtube/1003743 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Weak_sauce_youtube/1003743 Man, these ******* blog posts have been pretty gross lately, huh?  Alien abortion nose clots, and a video of you drinking your own piss? Really? I should have mixed it up with something interesting and different, but the truth is I just moved to Colorado and it’s been taking me a bit of time to get settled in.  Everything is on track now, and I’ve been writing, so I’ll have some new **** up soon.  I’ve also started writing a book.  It’s on my early days of stand ... Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:27:54 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_drank_my_own_piss/997943 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/I_drank_my_own_piss/997943 I’m sitting here on a plane headed to West Palm Beach Florida where I’m performing at the Improv comedy club this Friday and Saturday night, and I’m able to breathe freely from my nose for the first time since I was a little boy.  My timing is perfect, because the guy sitting next to me smells like my dog’s dick.  And he’s drinking, at 11 am.  Without an ounce of irony I judge him silently while I pop a pot cookie in my mouth. “Weak ass stinky bitch.”... Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:50:19 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Demon_loads_nose_rape_and_the_West_Palm_Beach_Improv/824136 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Demon_loads_nose_rape_and_the_West_Palm_Beach_Improv/824136 I’m sitting here on a plane headed to West Palm Beach Florida where I’m performing at the Improv comedy club this Friday and Saturday night, and I’m able to breathe freely from my nose for the first time since I was a little boy.  My timing is perfect, because the guy sitting next to me smells like my dog’s dick.  And he’s drinking, at 11 am.  Without an ounce of irony I judge him silently while I pop a pot cookie in my mouth. “Weak ass stinky bitch.”... Fri, 17 Jul 2009 09:50:19 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Demon_loads_nose_rape_and_the_West_Palm_Beach_Improv/824137 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/Demon_loads_nose_rape_and_the_West_Palm_Beach_Improv/824137 One of the cool things about the UFC is the people I get to work with. We travel all over the world together for the fights, and it’s really like a close knit family. I look forward to seeing everyone each show, from my broadcast partner Mike Goldberg, to Dana White and the Fertitta’s to everyone that’s working behind the scenes.  It’s really an awesome environment to work in.  There are just so many cool people that work for the UFC, and it makes what is easily the greatest job in the world ... Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:15:13 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/UFC_100_and_the_Buffer_360/808383 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/UFC_100_and_the_Buffer_360/808383 One of the cool things about the UFC is the people I get to work with. We travel all over the world together for the fights, and it’s really like a close knit family. I look forward to seeing everyone each show, from my broadcast partner Mike Goldberg, to Dana White and the Fertitta’s to everyone that’s working behind the scenes.  It’s really an awesome environment to work in.  There are just so many cool people that work for the UFC, and it makes what is easily the greatest job in the world ... Wed, 15 Jul 2009 02:15:13 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/UFC_100_and_the_Buffer_360/808384 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/UFC_100_and_the_Buffer_360/808384 Here’s something I really ******* love about the internet; it gives a voice to people that without it would have none. The story is about a band that was flying on United Airlines when they witnessed the airlines baggage handlers throwing their guitars around. When they landed, they discovered the guitars were broken, but no one wanted to compensate these young men for what was clearly abuse of their property while under the care of the airlines. Now, if this had been just 20 years ago ... Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:26:57 -0500 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/United_Airlines_breaks_guitars/786326 http://joerogan.yardbarker.com/blog/JoeRogan/United_Airlines_breaks_guitars/786326